You’ve found the super secret site.

But there’s really nothing here. Donate to the Metropolitan Maltese Rescue to make yourself feel better.

Fine. Here’s a post-credits scene.

In 2006, I wrote, produced and directed a promotional video for my church’s youth service. However, this video did not make the cut for my latest portfolio. Please enjoy this work in its full 480p glory.

• directed, produced and written by Tony Choi

• starring Naomi An, Tony Choi, James Hwang, Min Joung Kang, Tae Yang Kang and Audrey Kim

• edited by Matthew Cha

• executive produced by Paul Jang

• special thanks to the deli owner. thank you for filling my sundays with bagels, cough drops and arizona iced teas. rest in peace.